this-little-ginger asked: so... single, girlfriend, boyfriend? I'm curious because you're funny and interesting
single and gay.
Lucille Ball
You take ONE fucking class…how is your week really considered stressful?
(Source: gaws)
You’re really going to try and dispute evolution? REALLY?!
You’re an idiot, stop ranting about things you clearly have no knowledge on.
(Source: mylittlesnowhoe)
RELEASE THE PIECAKEN
If those aren’t peanut butter chips I see on top then yeah I’d eat the fuck out of this.
ohhhhhh my fuck
ive had something very similar actually
it was called a “pumpple cake” and instead of the blueberry pie it was pumpkin pie
it wasnt very good
(Source: krstnatylr)
This is how I imagine Mitt Romney feels toward America….
(Source: fiinnick)
This is pretty much going to be the only news for the next month…
30 Rock, 6x06 Hey, Baby, What’s Wrong?
(Source: cheia)
Went to the doctor today, and the nurse who was around 5’3” and weighed nearly 250lb had the nerve to tell me I should watch my weight more carefully.
(Source: lindsaylohanthony)
Fun fact: Newt Gingrich’s first wife was also his high school math teacher.
Walk of Shame Shuttle
“Aw you’re like a barbie doll eyes closing with those little fake eye lashes… so pale though so it doesn’t make sense…”
